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No Lives Remain

This is my go at a Let's Plays series. My plan is to try and play games on the hardest setting and introduce a perma-death by stopping whenever it is that I get killed or lose for the first time.
Yoshi's Island - Playlist
Banjo-Kazooie - Playlist
Minecraft - Playlist
Minecraft - Playlist

Ocarina of Time Randomiser Part 6  25 - Nov - 2020

Coming back after the roadblock of the large block in the road, the Jerk and I begin our search for the Goron's Bracelet. To begin with I will check some of the "safer" locations around Kakariko Village, surely nothing will go wrong.

Minecraft Part 28  28 - Oct - 2020

The music is so on point It almost feels like we hired a composer as the Jerk and I update the Nether. It is now filled with many interesting or dangerous. Of course, the Jerk is only interested in the things that are dangerous for me.

Minecraft Part 27  21 - Oct - 2020

Following the update to the newest version of Minecraft the Jerk and I decide to check in on the village  we discovered to see how the update has affected the locals.

Minecraft Part 26  09 - Sep - 2020

The Jerk and I are now ready to leave this swamp and travel back home across the ocean. Along the way we shall explore interesting features of the world.

Minecraft Part 25  27 - Aug - 2020

Forgetting to bring a compass means that I have no way of knowing which way is home. No matter all I need to make one is some iron and some redstone. Surely it is less risky to just mine some up rather than travel back through the Nether.

Minecraft Part 24  19 - Aug - 2020

Travelling through the Nether is not safe, so the goal for the Jerk and I is to set up a second nether gate to allow for safer if not faster travel to and from the nether fortress. All I need to do is make it to the fortress, set up a base and return home in the regular world. What could go wrong?

Minecraft Part 23  24 - Jun - 2020

Long breaks have become an annoying habit, but now the Jerk and I are back making improvements to the tower. The Jerk is still not going to simply let construction go ahead without the proper paper work, follow the links below for the Job Safety Analysis and the building plans. Please find attached the relevant documents.

Minecraft Part 22  26 - Feb - 2020

After a longer break than I expected the Jerk and I are back. This time we are expanding the tower to include an underground dungeon. The Jerk however is not going to simply let construction go ahead without the proper paper work, please find attached the relevant documents.

Ocarina of Time Randomiser Part 5  08 - Jan - 2020

It is time for the Jerk and I to grow up. Since we now have the Song of Time, Hookshot, and Fairy Bow I am confident that I have everything I need to enter and complete the Forest Temple. What could go wrong?

Minecraft Part 21  01 - Jan - 2020

I have found the Nether Fortress and defeated the Blazes within, now I must escape with the Jerk as my guide.

Minecraft Part 20  27 - Dec - 2019

I need to go back into the Nether. The Jerk is very happy with this fact as the many dangers mean that he may very well see me fail in my attempt to find a Nether Fortress and return with a Blaze Rod.

Ocarina of Time Randomiser Part 4  18- Dec - 2019

The Jerk and I return to Ocarina of Time and try to solve the puzzle made by the randomised item placements. This time walls and floors are not what they appear to be in, some in unexpected places.

Minecraft Part 19  27 - Nov - 2019

Following risky trips into the nether I decide to give in to one of the Jerk's frequent requests and build more space for my animals.

Ocarina of Time Randomiser Part 3   20 - Nov - 2019

​I need the Weird Egg in order to enter Hyrule Castle and my list of possible locations is shrinking. In this episode I explore Lake Hylia and the entrance to Gerudo Valley.

Minecraft Part 18  06 - Nov - 2019

I continue to push deeper into the Nether in my attempts to find a Nether Fortress containing nether wart and blazes.

Minecraft Part 17  30 - Oct - 2019

Despite the risks I need to enter the Nether in order to find nether wart and blaze rods so that I can being brewing potions.

Ocarina of Time Randomiser Part 2  23 - Oct - 2019

I have resolved the issue with the Fairy Ocarina and am now ready to leave the forest. The search begins to find a way into the castle, my first stops are Hyrule Castle Town and Kakariko Village.

Minecraft Part 16  16 - Oct - 2019

With no one giving us any ideas on how to solve the issue of the staircase debate, I decide that I am going to build the stairs in a completely different way to any of the options suggested. As the tower nears completion I add in a dark and dangerous feature that is just confusing for the Jerk.

Ocarina of Time Randomiser Part 1  09 - Oct - 2019

The Jerk is not a fan of change so I thought that we would give a Randomiser of Ocarina of Time a go.

Minecraft Part 15  02 - Oct - 2019

As the storm passes I struggle to find the correct recipe to craft the next piece of the tower. Following this I decide that it may be worth the risk of investigating one of the submerged ruins.

Minecraft Part 14  25 - Sep - 2019

Today the Jerk and I are making some improvements to the island. As I will be working above ground during the day the Jerk is saddened  by the low risks involved.

Minecraft Part 13  11 - Sep - 2019

After the stress of exploring the spider infested mine shafts I decide that I have earned a relaxing spot of fishing, but first the Jerk insists that I construct an appropriate jetty.

Minecraft Part 12  28 - Aug - 2019

The Jerk and I are waiting for a response from you about the best way to build the staircase in the Magic Tower. In the meantime I decide to take the time to explore the connected abandoned mine shafts in the search for hidden goodies.

Minecraft Part 11  21 - Aug - 2019

The Jerk and I are back from our break. In this episode I begin construction of a tower for my enchanting table. This leads to the Jerk's objection to my construction methods, do you agree with him or have do your own solution to the staircase debate?

Minecraft Part 10  25 - July - 2019

After adventuring abroad for a while, this time the Jerk and I are exploring underground hoping to discover some more diamonds.

Minecraft Part 9  12 - June - 2019

I found the village but did not plan on how I would spend the night there. The Jerk may end up being very happy as the creepers begin to gather.

Minecraft Part 8  10 - July - 2019

In this episode I go to areas where Achievement Hunter never managed to go in their Ya Dead Ya Dead series as I try to hunt down a village and begin to trade with the residents.

Minecraft Part 7  03 - July - 2019

I think that is about time to start making the island a nicer place to live, starting with the construction of an underground base.

Minecraft Part 6  19 - June - 2019

After successful gathering a breeding pair of cows the Jerk and I venture underground in a dangerous search for more diamonds.

Minecraft Part 5  12 - June - 2019

Exploration of the mainland resulted in the discovery of cows and in the process of retrieving a breeding pair the Jerk and I make other discoveries.

Minecraft Part 4  15 - June - 2019

The Jerk and I return to Minecraft after the unfortunate loss of a significant amount of footage. At the end of the lost episodes we had set ourselves the goal of finding lava to fill our newly made bucket.

Dead Cells  30 - May - 2019

The Jerk is confused by the pace of Dead Cells, but he is still hopeful that the game's difficulty will prevent me from finishing.

Dead Cells  23 - May - 2019

Dead Cells is a Metroidvania-Roguelike which means nothing to the Jerk. He just likes the idea that this is not an easy game and death ends a play-though.

Minecraft Part 3  16 - May - 2019

With the beginnings of a farm and a jerk full of questions I decide that the island needs to be brighter to prevent creepers from hiding under trees.

Minecraft Part 2  09 - May - 2019

As the jerk and I continue our hardcore mode Minecraft play through, the night has left the island a dangerous place.

Banjo-Kazooie Part 10  01 - May - 2019

This is it the final fight, can I defeat Grunty the Witch or will the Jerk get his wish of seeing me fail this last test.

Banjo-Kazooie Part 9  24 - Apr - 2019

Click Clock Wood continues as I make the final push to finish the game.

Banjo-Kazooie Part 9  17 - Apr - 2019

Click Clock wood has its fair share of hazards but the Jerk is looking down as the chances of my victory grow.

Banjo-Kazooie Part 8  10 - Apr - 2019

This is the level I fear, insta-death falls could end the run here and make the Jerk very happy.

Minecraft Part 1  03 - Apr - 2019

I have introduced the Jerk to Minecraft, so I thought I would borrow Achievement Hunter's seed and show him to actually play the game while in hardcore mode.

Banjo-Kazooie Part 7  27 - Mar - 2019

The final stage of the run is about to begin, Mad Monster Mansion will be the last level where I can let my self relax although the Jerk is counting on the fact that a fatal mistake could come form anywhere.

Banjo-Kazooie Part 6  21 - Mar - 2019

I continue to push through my no death run of Banjo-Kazooie Gobi's Valley is next on the list.

Banjo-Kazooie Part 5  13 - Mar - 2019

Although possible my favourite level Freezeezy peak can still be dangerous and my own confidence could be my undoing, fortunately the Jerk is here to keep my ego in check.

Banjo-Kazooie Part 4  05 - Mar - 2019

Although a mistake could end the run in Bubblegloop Swamp my confidence is growing as I continue to make progress in spite of the Jerk's wishes.

Banjo-Kazooie Part 3  20 - Feb - 2019

Drowning is a real danger in Clanker's Cavern, the Jerk will be glad to see this be a short series.

Banjo-Kazooie Part 2  20 - Feb - 2019

In the next step on my quest to finish Banjo-Kazooie with no deaths the Jerk and I enjoy the sights of Treasure Trove Cove.

Banjo-Kazooie Part 1  11 - Feb - 2018

With the encouragement of the Jerk I am back to try and complete Banjo-Kazooie without a single death.

Yoshi's Island Part 11  23 - Mar - 2018

Prince Froggy's Fort - The Jerk is Happy - This level was always going to be a difficult one to beat without a death and needing a 100% score makes it that much harder.​

Yoshi's Island Part 10  16 - Mar - 2018

In order to progress I must get a 100% score on each level, that means we could be here a while and the Jerk isn't happy about it.​

Yoshi's Island Part 9  09 - Mar - 2018

World 3 - The Jungle
The enemies are stronger and the levels less forgiving.
Will this be where the Jerk gets to enjoy my death?

Yoshi's Island Part 8  02 - Mar - 2018

As I move towards the end of World 2 and with the Jerk as annoying as ever could the Potted Ghost's Castle be my final level.

Yoshi's Island Part 7  23 - Feb - 2018

With the Jerk still there to "help" I  continue my play through Yoshi's Island trying to get through the entire game without dying.

Mini NES Classic Part 5  16 - Feb - 2018

I continue to play through the games on the NES Mini Classic with no spare lives with a Jerk that continues to make things difficult.

Mini NES Classic Part 4  02 - Feb - 2018

The Jerk is back to "help" me as I attempt to play through each game on the NES Mini Classic ending each game when I die.

Yoshi's Island Part 6  22 - Jan - 2018

Continuing with just one Jerk the Series of Victory in Yoshi's Island is still going strong.

Yoshi's Island Part 5  05 - Jan - 2018

Now back down to just to just one Jerk I continue the Series of Victory in Yoshi's Island.​

Yoshi's Island Part 4  01 - Jan - 2018

I continue to push forward in Yoshi's Island. Despite the "support" I am getting from the jerks, I am still expecting to continue to do well.

Yoshi's Island Part 3  15 - Dec - 2017

I continue to push forward in Yoshi's Island. Despite the "support" I am getting from the jerks, I am still expecting to continue to do well.

Yoshi's Island Part 2  11 - Dec - 2017

I continue to push forward in Yoshi's Island. Despite the "support" I am getting from the jerks, I am still expecting to continue to do well.

Yoshi's Island Part 1  04 - Dec - 2017

This is the series of victory. I predict many happy episodes playing Yoshi’s Island without dying even with two Jerks joining me hoping for my failure.

NES Mini Classic Part 3  17 - Nov - 2017

The Jerk returns as I am trying to play through the games on the NES Mini Classic. This time around there is no practice mode, any death means that must move onto the next game.

NES Mini Classic Part 2  30 - Oct - 2017

The Jerk returns as I am trying to play through the games on the NES Mini Classic. This time around there is no practice mode, any death means that must move onto the next game.

NES Mini Classic  23 - Oct - 2017

The Jerk returns as I am trying to play through the games on the NES Mini Classic. This time around there is no practice mode, any death means that must move onto the next game.

Perfect Dark  25 - Sept - 2017

The Jerk is back and he is less helpful than ever. This time I am trying to play through the Nintendo 64 classic Perfect Dark.

Castle Crashers  11 - Aug - 2017

Joined by a jerk who typically talks utter rubbish, I attempt to complete as much of a given game as possible on the highest difficulty without dying. This time I am playing the 2008 game Castle Crashers.

Rogue Squadron III  7 - Jul - 2017

Joined by a jerk who typically talks utter rubbish, I attempt to complete as much of a given game as possible on the highest difficulty without dying. This time I am playing the 2003 GameCube game Star Wars Rogue Squadron III.

Descent  29 - Apr - 2017

Joined by a Jerk who offers very little other than ridicule, I attempt to complete as much of a given game as possible on the highest difficulty without dying. This time I am playing the 1994 PC game Descent.

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